Tópico dos scammers/weirdos

[Zephirus 232]

Boas pessoal, aqui faz uns anos tinha um gajo na internet que gostava de trollar spammers na internet de forma cómica e depois postava no site dele.

Eu estava a pensar em reviver esta tradição de gozar com scammers burros e postar na internet, quem quiser colaborar pode postar aqui para o pessoal rir, gostaria que a comunidade colaborasse. Falando por experiência própria eles só costumam demorar umas horas a responder e são burros que nem portas (pelo menos para um veterano da internet como eu).

 

Bem o meu email está sempre cheio de spam e scam, por isso em 2011 eu também fiz a mesma coisa a um desses scammers.

 

Eis aqui a minha correspondência.

 

O titulo desta trollagem é: "Heil Hitler! Comrade!"

 

Subject: Attention Please,

From: [email protected]

Date: Fri, 27 May 2011 16:04:47 +0200

Attention Please, I am the manager of auditing and
accounting department of Bank of Asia bank (CAB)here in cambodia . In my
department we discovered an abandoned sum of US$20.5m Dollars ( TWENTY MILLION FIVE
HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign
customer ( MR. ANDREAS SCHRANNER From Munich, Germany) Who died along with his
entire family in jully 2000 in a plane crash for more information about the
crash you can visit this site: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm) Since
we got information about his death, we have been expecting his
next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidlings and
laws but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation
died alongside with him at plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim. It
is therefore upon this discovery that I decided to make this business proposal
to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the
deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and
we don't want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill.
Please contact me with my prviate email: Dear Friend, I am the manager of auditing
and accounting department of Bank of Asia bank (CAB) here in cambodia .
In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of US$20.5m Dollars ( TWENTY
MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS) in an account that belongs to one of
our foreign customer MR. ANDREAS SCHRANNER From Munich, Germany) Who died
along with his entire family in jully 2000 in a plane crash for more
information about the crash you can visit this
site: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm)

 Since we got information about his death, we have been
expecting his next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking
guidlings and laws but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin
or relation died alongside with him at plane crash leaving nobody behind
for the claim. It is therefore upon this discovery that I decided to make this
business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or
relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is
coming for it and we don't want this money to go into the bank treasury as
unclaimed bill.

Trusting to hear from you immediately for more explainations. Mr.
Taiho Bone Yours

 Faithfully, MANAGER.


To: [email protected]

Sent: Sat, May 28, 2011 12:32:15 AM

Subject: RE: Attention Please,

Hello, Mr. Taiho Bone. I understood the situation very
clear, much more I understood the second time you said. It is really a shame
that the family has died, and that because of that you had to recurr to a
complete stranger with no affiliation with the family whatsoever and even more one
that never even heard about the story. I am willing to collaborate with you
since I am very happy to receive such sum!

Please contact me immediatly! But please use my other
email: [insert spambox here] , since this one is not a safe one to use. Don't worry it
is very safe! It is placed very well in a european server of my own.

Awaiting deeply your answer!

Please answer me back!

Carlos Mann Barros


 BY: Carlos Barros



Data: Fri, 27 May 2011 21:10:15 -0700 [28-05-2011 06:10:15
CEST]

De: Taiho Bone <[email protected]>

Responder Para: Taiho Bone <[email protected]>

Assunto: Re: Attention Please,

Dear Mr Carlos,

I received your mail,am very grateful for your acceptance to
complete this Deal with me.To proceed further,forward your bank
details for submitting to the bank as the next of kin to my
client and once approved has been granted in your favor,the
US$20.5m will be wired into your bank account submitted.

As soon as you have confirmed the receipt of this fund i will come
over to your country for my investment because i will resign my
post once fund confirmed into your bank account. After
confirmation,you as the account owner will earn 40%,then i will
take 50% and 10% will be set aside for any expenses that we may in
cure in the transfer process.To avoid delays forward your
details for submitting.And try to maintain absolute
confidentiality towards this transaction for security reason.I
will be waiting to hear from you with the requested details.

Yours Faithful

Mr Taiho Bone



To: Taiho Bone <[email protected]>

Sent: Sat, May 28, 2011 7:54:56 PM

Subject: Re: Attention Please,


Hi, it is such a great pleasure that you sent me your graceful
answer| I'm assure that the Portuguese Nazi Party (which I am part
of) will welcome very well the money of a German comrade! Yet I
have to ask you to never more answer to the other email because it
is not a safe one!

Before we commence the process I must confirm your purity of race!
Please send me a copy of your passport showing your aryan purity!
Since I cannot deal with people from inferior races... The
passport must be from an acceptable region or country of Europe of
course... As a security measure your passport must show your
middle name! After that we can deal and you will have a great fest
in our Head Office! With praises for our great leader and
visionary Adolph Hitler!


Awaiting your response!

Heil Hitler! Comrade...

Carlos Mann Barros

 

De: Taiho Bone <[email protected]>

Assunto: Re: Attention Please,

Dear Mr Carlos,

Iam an asian from Cambodia and i will scan my passport and forward
to you,also i will like you to do same and we shall draft an
agrrement to endorse before we commence.In my next email i will
send you the scan copy as requested.

Mr Bone Taiho


De: Taiho Bone <[email protected]>

Assunto: Re: Attention Please,

Dear Mr Carlos,.

Attached is my work id card for your perusal

 

 

To: Taiho Bone <[email protected]>

Sent: Mon, May 30, 2011 4:17:12 PM

Subject: Re: Attention Please,

Dear Comrade, how are you? You sent your work id card, but I did
ask for an identification. You seem to be at least white! And that
is good. Your last name is also english. That's pleasure too, but
everyone knows that english are not always as pure as they might
think! They procreate with blackies, and sometimes the descendants
are enough white! Yet I asked for an official Identification, but
I will turn the things easier to you comrade. If you never left
the country and you don't have passport please send me your
Identification Card. As a Work Card even a legitimate like yours
can be falsified. I didn't expect for a major intuition to don't
even watermark for their employee's cards. So I must ask you for
your identification with full name. I hope your middle name
reflects the culture of one of the following countries: (France,
Italy, Germany, Holland, Belgium, Luxembourg and Austria). If you
don't have a MIDDLE NAME FROM ONE OF THIS COUNTRIES YOU HAVE TO
SHOW ME PROOF OF YOUR ARYAN ANCESTRY. IF YOU DON'T SHOW ME NEITHER
OF THESE THINGS DEAL IS OVER! I WON'T ACCEPT EVEN A
10000000000000000000 DOLLARS FROM AN IMPURE BEING, THAT I DON'T
EVEN CONSIDER HUMAN! I apologize for the capitulated letters, it
was just because I needed to express the importance of that part.
It is not that I am racist, it is just that I believe in racial
cleanness and purity for our Europe like our eternal Füher. The
rest of the world is free to live their lives in order to provide
us.

Awaiting you answer:

Carlos Mann Barros (Mann is a German name, this is the first pass
of your re-education)

Heil Hitler! Comrade

 

O gajo apagou o email dele depois disto.

 

Se gostarem, eu posso criar mais material, vai me é demorar algum tempo.

E se quiserem adicionar mais material é muito fácil, é só falar com um desses. Fico a aguardar

Editado 9 de Setembro, 2014 por Zephirus

[Bob Ross 920]

Já faço isso.

[Tokiwa_Jima 654]

OMG! Fiquei com uma vontade de pregar uma partida dessas a alguém!

[Zephirus 232]

Já faço isso.

 

Então publica.

 

Btw, eu ontem tive uma conversa altamente erótica com um senhor que queria muito meter o seu falo no meu ânus, querem que eu publique?

[Lau-kun 839]

Siga! xD

[Kuro 3050]

Sim vamos a isso o/

[RiS 1580]

Isso faz lembrar aquelas alturas em q um gajo se entreteinha a fazer chamadas anonimas

Quem ñ se lembra do mítico "vai já chamar a tua filha" ou do quero uma pizza

Editado 10 de Setembro, 2014 por RiS

[Zephirus 232]

Obrigado pelo apoio, muito em breve, possivelmente amanhã ou depois de amanhã posto essa conversa que tive (se o gajo não a apagou no site aonde ele começou comigo), só digo uma coisa é muito difícil deixar de excitar sexualmente um gajo como aqueles.

Aqui está a próxima vitima, foi um gajo com uma foto em cueca super sexy que quis falar comigo, alguns dos momentos altos foram: dizer que tem uma pila de 10 cm e inventar que conhecesse um assunto que não existe (reencarnação platónica).

 

Aqui fica para vosso deleite, se quiserem mais disto é só dizerem, ah só para aviso se estiverem a comer não leiam isto:

 

Sep 08, 2014
babopha 12:33 WEST
sexy man))
Would like to ride your )))
silveringking 13:13 WEST
How big is your package?
babopha 13:13 WEST
19 sm
13:33 WEST
and you?
silveringking 13:56 WEST
wanna see my package?
babopha 13:57 WEST
yes would love to
silveringking 14:03 WEST
Sorry I was getting ready, here is the photo of my package, you will find very large: http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg13/silveringking/package1.jpg
babopha 14:03 WEST
heh)
silveringking 14:06 WEST
Well you said you wanted to ride mine, I suppose because I'm a mailman you would to ride my bike and deliver packages, just like Mr. Freely wanted.
14:07 WEST
On a totally unrelated note do you want some hardcore gay sex?
babopha 14:08 WEST
yeah))
silveringking 14:12 WEST
Great, come to Portugal, I always wanted to do a threesome between an Ukranian man and a pure bred Mustang, better yet a four way with an Indian elephant would be awesome, but I settle for the horse, I know you would have problems finding someone willing to borrow an elephant to penetrate you while I masturbate the horse and enjoy its "fluids" (I'm a swallower btw).
babopha 14:13 WEST
great fantasy)))
But I cnt go to Portugal ))
14:14 WEST
but would love to feel hard dick your in ass
silveringking 14:22 WEST
Wow man, I can feel we're just in synch. I've done some shameful things too. Wow I'm so aroused, tell me how did you find out I'm gay? Its not like I give any signs.
babopha 14:23 WEST
Dont know just guessed
silveringking 14:27 WEST
Seriously? I thought I was giving any signals that I am gay, just between you and me I have many times to pretend I am straight, specially around guys who hit on me (most of time I just harass them), seriously, I somehow pretend I am straight guy who is pretending to be gay just to harass some guys, can you believe how weird I am? But don't worry, I knew from the beginning you were special.
babopha 14:31 WEST
ok you are interesting)))
silveringking 14:33 WEST
Want to know one of the weirdest kink I have?
babopha 14:33 WEST
sure
silveringking 14:35 WEST
I like to eat poop, the brown thing, the more liquid the better, I've eaten so much of it that I gained 10kg just last year from poop.
babopha 14:36 WEST
and where do you take it?
silveringking 14:38 WEST
I didn't understand very well what you said, but its pretty easy, ever saw two girls one cup? I just pick up a cup have a guy defecating there and I eat it with my fingers, I don't even need a spoon.
babopha 14:39 WEST
but it smells like shit
silveringking 14:40 WEST
actually I find the smell very pleasant, also tastes delicious, it has a certain bit flavor, it is like dark chocolate but 1000 times better.
babopha 14:41 WEST
ok i see
silveringking 14:43 WEST
did you ever try? it's like the best aphrodisiac to me? if we have our moment we could savor it together, then kiss each other, oh my god, excuse me for a while, I have to masturbate right now, just the image you eating guano with me feels like heaven in my pants.
babopha 14:43 WEST
and do you like mastrubate by webcam with boys?
14:44 WEST
I want see you mastrubating
silveringking 14:51 WEST
Hi again, I'm sorry I went to my room for a while, you were just not too fast answering, now I'm done for a few hours.
babopha 14:52 WEST
Ok so if you want you can add my skype id and we could have fun together, I show everything you want you can fuck me and cum
silveringking 14:54 WEST
I'm sorry its kinda crowded here.
babopha 14:54 WEST
ok
silveringking 14:54 WEST
Do you know what is platonic reincarnation?
babopha 14:55 WEST
a bit yes
14:55 WEST
ok i have to mastrubate see you later then have a guy in skype now)
silveringking 14:55 WEST
tell me then if you know.
babopha 15:01 WEST
do u want see mu dick?
silveringking 15:03 WEST
No I want to tell me what is platonic reincarnation, come on I'm waiting, I can wait the whole day, I want you to feed my knowledge.
babopha 15:03 WEST
ok