Escrito 8 de Setembro, 2014 (editado) Boas pessoal, aqui faz uns anos tinha um gajo na internet que gostava de trollar spammers na internet de forma cómica e depois postava no site dele. Eu estava a pensar em reviver esta tradição de gozar com scammers burros e postar na internet, quem quiser colaborar pode postar aqui para o pessoal rir, gostaria que a comunidade colaborasse. Falando por experiência própria eles só costumam demorar umas horas a responder e são burros que nem portas (pelo menos para um veterano da internet como eu). Bem o meu email está sempre cheio de spam e scam, por isso em 2011 eu também fiz a mesma coisa a um desses scammers. Eis aqui a minha correspondência. O titulo desta trollagem é: "Heil Hitler! Comrade!" Subject: Attention Please,From: [email protected]Date: Fri, 27 May 2011 16:04:47 +0200Attention Please, I am the manager of auditing andaccounting department of Bank of Asia bank (CAB)here in cambodia . In mydepartment we discovered an abandoned sum of US$20.5m Dollars ( TWENTY MILLION FIVEHUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS) in an account that belongs to one of our foreigncustomer ( MR. ANDREAS SCHRANNER From Munich, Germany) Who died along with hisentire family in jully 2000 in a plane crash for more information about thecrash you can visit this site: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm) Sincewe got information about his death, we have been expecting hisnext of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidlings andlaws but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relationdied alongside with him at plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim. Itis therefore upon this discovery that I decided to make this business proposalto you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to thedeceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it andwe don't want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill.Please contact me with my prviate email: Dear Friend, I am the manager of auditingand accounting department of Bank of Asia bank (CAB) here in cambodia .In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of US$20.5m Dollars ( TWENTYMILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS) in an account that belongs to one ofour foreign customer MR. ANDREAS SCHRANNER From Munich, Germany) Who diedalong with his entire family in jully 2000 in a plane crash for moreinformation about the crash you can visit thissite: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm) Since we got information about his death, we have beenexpecting his next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our bankingguidlings and laws but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kinor relation died alongside with him at plane crash leaving nobody behindfor the claim. It is therefore upon this discovery that I decided to make thisbusiness proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin orrelation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody iscoming for it and we don't want this money to go into the bank treasury asunclaimed bill.Trusting to hear from you immediately for more explainations. Mr.Taiho Bone Yours Faithfully, MANAGER.To: [email protected]Sent: Sat, May 28, 2011 12:32:15 AMSubject: RE: Attention Please,Hello, Mr. Taiho Bone. I understood the situation veryclear, much more I understood the second time you said. It is really a shamethat the family has died, and that because of that you had to recurr to acomplete stranger with no affiliation with the family whatsoever and even more onethat never even heard about the story. I am willing to collaborate with yousince I am very happy to receive such sum!Please contact me immediatly! But please use my otheremail: [insert spambox here] , since this one is not a safe one to use. Don't worry itis very safe! It is placed very well in a european server of my own.Awaiting deeply your answer!Please answer me back!Carlos Mann Barros BY: Carlos BarrosData: Fri, 27 May 2011 21:10:15 -0700 [28-05-2011 06:10:15CEST]De: Taiho Bone <[email protected]>Responder Para: Taiho Bone <[email protected]>Assunto: Re: Attention Please,Dear Mr Carlos,I received your mail,am very grateful for your acceptance tocomplete this Deal with me.To proceed further,forward your bankdetails for submitting to the bank as the next of kin to myclient and once approved has been granted in your favor,theUS$20.5m will be wired into your bank account submitted.As soon as you have confirmed the receipt of this fund i will comeover to your country for my investment because i will resign mypost once fund confirmed into your bank account. Afterconfirmation,you as the account owner will earn 40%,then i willtake 50% and 10% will be set aside for any expenses that we may incure in the transfer process.To avoid delays forward yourdetails for submitting.And try to maintain absoluteconfidentiality towards this transaction for security reason.Iwill be waiting to hear from you with the requested details.Yours FaithfulMr Taiho BoneTo: Taiho Bone <[email protected]>Sent: Sat, May 28, 2011 7:54:56 PMSubject: Re: Attention Please,Hi, it is such a great pleasure that you sent me your gracefulanswer| I'm assure that the Portuguese Nazi Party (which I am partof) will welcome very well the money of a German comrade! Yet Ihave to ask you to never more answer to the other email because itis not a safe one!Before we commence the process I must confirm your purity of race!Please send me a copy of your passport showing your aryan purity!Since I cannot deal with people from inferior races... Thepassport must be from an acceptable region or country of Europe ofcourse... As a security measure your passport must show yourmiddle name! After that we can deal and you will have a great festin our Head Office! With praises for our great leader andvisionary Adolph Hitler!Awaiting your response!Heil Hitler! Comrade...Carlos Mann Barros De: Taiho Bone <[email protected]> Assunto: Re: Attention Please,Dear Mr Carlos,Iam an asian from Cambodia and i will scan my passport and forwardto you,also i will like you to do same and we shall draft anagrrement to endorse before we commence.In my next email i willsend you the scan copy as requested.Mr Bone TaihoDe: Taiho Bone <[email protected]>Assunto: Re: Attention Please,Dear Mr Carlos,.Attached is my work id card for your perusal To: Taiho Bone <[email protected]>Sent: Mon, May 30, 2011 4:17:12 PMSubject: Re: Attention Please,Dear Comrade, how are you? You sent your work id card, but I didask for an identification. You seem to be at least white! And thatis good. Your last name is also english. That's pleasure too, buteveryone knows that english are not always as pure as they mightthink! They procreate with blackies, and sometimes the descendantsare enough white! Yet I asked for an official Identification, butI will turn the things easier to you comrade. If you never leftthe country and you don't have passport please send me yourIdentification Card. As a Work Card even a legitimate like yourscan be falsified. I didn't expect for a major intuition to don'teven watermark for their employee's cards. So I must ask you foryour identification with full name. I hope your middle namereflects the culture of one of the following countries: (France,Italy, Germany, Holland, Belgium, Luxembourg and Austria). If youdon't have a MIDDLE NAME FROM ONE OF THIS COUNTRIES YOU HAVE TOSHOW ME PROOF OF YOUR ARYAN ANCESTRY. IF YOU DON'T SHOW ME NEITHEROF THESE THINGS DEAL IS OVER! I WON'T ACCEPT EVEN A10000000000000000000 DOLLARS FROM AN IMPURE BEING, THAT I DON'TEVEN CONSIDER HUMAN! I apologize for the capitulated letters, itwas just because I needed to express the importance of that part.It is not that I am racist, it is just that I believe in racialcleanness and purity for our Europe like our eternal Füher. Therest of the world is free to live their lives in order to provideus.Awaiting you answer:Carlos Mann Barros (Mann is a German name, this is the first passof your re-education)Heil Hitler! Comrade O gajo apagou o email dele depois disto. Se gostarem, eu posso criar mais material, vai me é demorar algum tempo. E se quiserem adicionar mais material é muito fácil, é só falar com um desses. Fico a aguardar Editado 9 de Setembro, 2014 por Zephirus 1 membro gostou disto! Partilhar esta mensagem Link para a mensagem Partilhar nas redes sociais
Escrito: 8 de Setembro, 2014 Já faço isso. Partilhar esta mensagem Link para a mensagem Partilhar nas redes sociais
Escrito: 8 de Setembro, 2014 OMG! Fiquei com uma vontade de pregar uma partida dessas a alguém! Partilhar esta mensagem Link para a mensagem Partilhar nas redes sociais
Escrito: 9 de Setembro, 2014 Já faço isso. Então publica. Btw, eu ontem tive uma conversa altamente erótica com um senhor que queria muito meter o seu falo no meu ânus, querem que eu publique? Partilhar esta mensagem Link para a mensagem Partilhar nas redes sociais
Escrito: 9 de Setembro, 2014 Siga! xD Partilhar esta mensagem Link para a mensagem Partilhar nas redes sociais
Escrito: 10 de Setembro, 2014 Sim vamos a isso o/ Partilhar esta mensagem Link para a mensagem Partilhar nas redes sociais
Escrito: 10 de Setembro, 2014 (editado) Isso faz lembrar aquelas alturas em q um gajo se entreteinha a fazer chamadas anonimas Quem ñ se lembra do mítico "vai já chamar a tua filha" ou do quero uma pizza Editado 10 de Setembro, 2014 por RiS Partilhar esta mensagem Link para a mensagem Partilhar nas redes sociais
Escrito: 12 de Setembro, 2014 Obrigado pelo apoio, muito em breve, possivelmente amanhã ou depois de amanhã posto essa conversa que tive (se o gajo não a apagou no site aonde ele começou comigo), só digo uma coisa é muito difícil deixar de excitar sexualmente um gajo como aqueles. Aqui está a próxima vitima, foi um gajo com uma foto em cueca super sexy que quis falar comigo, alguns dos momentos altos foram: dizer que tem uma pila de 10 cm e inventar que conhecesse um assunto que não existe (reencarnação platónica). Aqui fica para vosso deleite, se quiserem mais disto é só dizerem, ah só para aviso se estiverem a comer não leiam isto: Sep 08, 2014babopha 12:33 WESTsexy man))Would like to ride your )))silveringking 13:13 WESTHow big is your package?babopha 13:13 WEST19 sm13:33 WESTand you?silveringking 13:56 WESTwanna see my package?babopha 13:57 WESTyes would love tosilveringking 14:03 WESTSorry I was getting ready, here is the photo of my package, you will find very large: http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg13/silveringking/package1.jpgbabopha 14:03 WESTheh)silveringking 14:06 WESTWell you said you wanted to ride mine, I suppose because I'm a mailman you would to ride my bike and deliver packages, just like Mr. Freely wanted.14:07 WESTOn a totally unrelated note do you want some hardcore gay sex?babopha 14:08 WESTyeah))silveringking 14:12 WESTGreat, come to Portugal, I always wanted to do a threesome between an Ukranian man and a pure bred Mustang, better yet a four way with an Indian elephant would be awesome, but I settle for the horse, I know you would have problems finding someone willing to borrow an elephant to penetrate you while I masturbate the horse and enjoy its "fluids" (I'm a swallower btw).babopha 14:13 WESTgreat fantasy)))But I cnt go to Portugal ))14:14 WESTbut would love to feel hard dick your in asssilveringking 14:22 WESTWow man, I can feel we're just in synch. I've done some shameful things too. Wow I'm so aroused, tell me how did you find out I'm gay? Its not like I give any signs.babopha 14:23 WESTDont know just guessedsilveringking 14:27 WESTSeriously? I thought I was giving any signals that I am gay, just between you and me I have many times to pretend I am straight, specially around guys who hit on me (most of time I just harass them), seriously, I somehow pretend I am straight guy who is pretending to be gay just to harass some guys, can you believe how weird I am? But don't worry, I knew from the beginning you were special.babopha 14:31 WESTok you are interesting)))silveringking 14:33 WESTWant to know one of the weirdest kink I have?babopha 14:33 WESTsuresilveringking 14:35 WESTI like to eat poop, the brown thing, the more liquid the better, I've eaten so much of it that I gained 10kg just last year from poop.babopha 14:36 WESTand where do you take it?silveringking 14:38 WESTI didn't understand very well what you said, but its pretty easy, ever saw two girls one cup? I just pick up a cup have a guy defecating there and I eat it with my fingers, I don't even need a spoon.babopha 14:39 WESTbut it smells like shitsilveringking 14:40 WESTactually I find the smell very pleasant, also tastes delicious, it has a certain bit flavor, it is like dark chocolate but 1000 times better.babopha 14:41 WESTok i seesilveringking 14:43 WESTdid you ever try? it's like the best aphrodisiac to me? if we have our moment we could savor it together, then kiss each other, oh my god, excuse me for a while, I have to masturbate right now, just the image you eating guano with me feels like heaven in my pants.babopha 14:43 WESTand do you like mastrubate by webcam with boys?14:44 WESTI want see you mastrubatingsilveringking 14:51 WESTHi again, I'm sorry I went to my room for a while, you were just not too fast answering, now I'm done for a few hours.babopha 14:52 WESTOk so if you want you can add my skype id and we could have fun together, I show everything you want you can fuck me and cumsilveringking 14:54 WESTI'm sorry its kinda crowded here.babopha 14:54 WESToksilveringking 14:54 WESTDo you know what is platonic reincarnation?babopha 14:55 WESTa bit yes14:55 WESTok i have to mastrubate see you later then have a guy in skype now)silveringking 14:55 WESTtell me then if you know.babopha 15:01 WESTdo u want see mu dick?silveringking 15:03 WESTNo I want to tell me what is platonic reincarnation, come on I'm waiting, I can wait the whole day, I want you to feed my knowledge.babopha 15:03 WESTok Partilhar esta mensagem Link para a mensagem Partilhar nas redes sociais